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Down on the Bikini Line

by Jonny Fritz

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Shaved (Like a Razor) She shaved like a razor but it's done with a lazier and it's down on the bikini line I tried to cross the border but I got pulled over by the forest marshal on the forest line ---- I was in the wrong, I know I was too far gone burning 95 in a 45 zone thinking something stupid knowing that I shouldn't when I probably really should've stayed home ------ I'm a little like I'm bad and I'm a little like a dad when really I'm neither of both I like 'em smothered, covered diced, capped, peppered and delivered with a double dose of cinnamon toast
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Chevy Beretta Chevy Beretta / small town / loud music I'm starting all the fights that get started tonight Tony and Jeff left their women for each other now we don't talk to Tony or Jeff no more ------ oh oh how I'm gonna' like it to tell the manager to fuck off at the grocery store oh oh with God as my witness when I get out of here I don't care where I go ------ Tonight I'll be drinking all i wanna' and screening my calls with my caller ID I don't have to worry about nothing 'cause I'm 'a taping all the episodes on the TV ------ oh oh do do… dee de…. narrow my vision 'til I can't even see ------ You see that white boy in the red pickup truck? he's buck wild but I love him anyway and he's the best around with a flashlight and a rifle if you'd get him to Iraq then you'd get Saddam today ------ oh oh working for the lord and taking out the people a'int meant to stay oh oh leave the motor running 'cause I could use a charge on my battery ------ smoked drugs, made love, fucking under water I can safely say that I've done it all in a Chevy Beretta, small town and loud music I'm running UP the DOWN escalator in the mall ------ oh oh I do what I wanna' half the police in this county already know my name oh oh I ain't scared of nothing except for Jesus, my daddy and my ex-boyfriend Wayne
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Dog on A Chain I'm a dog on a chain and burden's my name and no on cares nothing about a dirty old dog ------ neglected from the start it broke my poor heart left here to die in someone's backyard ------ I'm just a dog on a chain and burden's my name and no on pays attention to a dirty old dog ------ my owner is a man who works way too hard but I need attention and exercise
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Fools and Sages (written by Jimmy Cousins) Don't stare straight into the sun because a blind man cannot run but oh how I might have to lose my sight just to gain it back again and don't drive a car when it's lightning some folks find that it's frightening but that's why cars have got rubber tires and a driver's side airbag ------ I believe that a fool has got more sense than the wisest sages because a fool does just what he's cut out for and he never gets in no cages my life story got wrote by the good lord and I'm just turning the pages striking out for a home where the road becomes the sky ------ even if I became a reverend I still wouldn't get to go to heaven I can tell that I'm headed for hell because of the things I've done But it ain't nothing nice when I get an appetite my meth amphetamines high-horsepower engines and walking on top of the ocean ------ chorus ------ Sell my 3 piece suit and let me lose my roots and give me time to make up my mind so that I can see not to stare straight into the sun because a blind man cannot run but it ain't nothing to lose your sight if you've got your Liberty
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Life of a Bear Big bear on the forest park looking for a tourist he can tear apart and bring back home to his family and friends little bitty brown bear walking through the forest finding little berries on berry trees and eating them this is the life of a bear… Wondering when the winter's gonna come hibernating in a beautiful cave with a fire at night this is the life of a bear… Walking through the stream in the winter eating them salmon when they're swimming upstream this is the life of a bear ------ the first bear comes and people fly …bear comes and people are frightened to death you will hide, you will care, but you won't understand bears all've got bear claws bears live under bear laws and bears will ban together this is the life of a bear ------ the next bear comes and people fly people won't sleep in the woods tonight they'll go back to the neighborhoods because they won't understand bears all've got bear claws bears live under bear laws and bears will ban together this is the life of a bear
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Night Rider 03:58
Night Rider Ride on night rider roll into the night you ain't no daily driver and you don't take advice creep on night creeper bounce between the lanes just recline your recliner and steer with your knees ------ all alone on the highway there's no other kind of life with which a night ridden' loner would rather waste his time ------ Ride on night rider go on and take your rest lay it down on the highway and let it just roll off your chest you can yell to keep yourself from sleeping or just trust in the road understand the spirit of the highway won't let you lose control ------ chorus ------ Ride on night rider roll your iron steed jamming gears and kicking tires have always been your dream so fill your stomach with garbage and sit down for days on end drinking gallons of coffee and wishing that you only had a friend ------ but you're alone on the highway and you know how time can crawl so thank God for Billy Joe Shaver and Tom T. Hall
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When a Ford Man Turns To Chevy When a Ford man turns to Chevy and angel gets it's wings and the babies they won't never cry no more there won't be no worries and no need for AAA when a Ford man turns to Chevrolet ------ but oh oh put your hands on the wheel and tell me buddy just how does that feel Heaven's hands are gonna' lift you up when you're flying down the road in your pickup truck the good Lord's one and only chariot ------ When a Ford man turns to Chevy the anger will subside and all that will be left will be tires muscle and pride
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Red on The Head I was born to have my hair in the breeze with a cigarette in my mouth and a beer between my knees talking to girls like any bad boy would touching tithes in my mind and using real bad words ------ Red red red on the head red on the head like a dick on a dog ------ I was just a pistol mamma' couldn't control man, she used to try and love me but she don't anymore and I'm diseased and dangerous but I feel just fine I'm a mean mother-scratcher and I don't mind dying ------ Like red red red on the head red on the head like the dick on a dog ------ and when I die I'm gonna' take my test and I'll be flying with them angels once I cash my check then I'll be reincarnated and I'll come on back ready for the second coming/world under attack….
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Undercover Dad I must admit I have a fear My eyes have read the words of my dear daughter's diary and I'm afraid if she finds out I'll never gain her trust again but it's a risk I have to take to be a better dad to be a better friend ------ So soft I say a silent prayer "may daddy's little girl never know what her daddy's done" (but) now my cover has been blown I've cried all over the page …so much for "undercover dad" ------ Instructions on a hidden page tell about a teenage party game the kids call "sleeping bag" and apparently it's wild oh the things that I have come to know would terrify a child (or) would kill and older person (things) like hmm hmm… …they're unrepeatable down right absurd I'm gonna' be a better dad I'm gonna' be a better friend...
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Silver Pantie Liners Them silver pantie liners they set my mind to wonder what incredible roaring thunder is brewing on the other side? Don't ever kiss below the belt before you make a slight connection A small talk conversation or a locking of the eyes Your pre-mature pleasures they come at such great measures a distasteful waste of efforts will ruin the surprise Buckling your belt when and almost silent whisper falls softly from the lips of a man down to a stranger's thigh I'm sorry I regret this and I know that we'll forget this but the only thing that I am able to sing to you, now, is goodbye
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released August 30, 2011

Drums - Ben Martin
Bass - Jordan Caress
Guitars - Jonny Fritz, John McCauley III, Rich Gilbert, Loney Hutchins
Piano - Loney Hutchins
Pedal Steel - Rich Gilbert
Fiddle - Joshua Hedley
Vocals - Jonny Fritz, Caitlin Rose, Loney Hutchins, Buddy Hughen, Tristen Gaspadarek, Jordan Caress, Joshua Hedley

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